#it's the good shit

[fredmundo]

if i'm not saying anything it's because i'm thinking about how ju-yeong takes off his cross before getting on his knees and confessing his feelings for do-hoe

[alteregozowie]

I am incredibly high during the writing of this post 😂

So @top-shelf-tender gave me an idea (I was very enthusiastic 😭)

And now you get:

The Cat from Outer Space

[talesfromtheenchantedforest]

Taika Waititi sitcom of Perilous Cemetery whennn it has everything:

Gawain failing to defend the maiden he has sworn to defend in Arthur's court due to Not Wanting To Make A Scene At Dinner

This interaction, approximately five million times:

Random person: alas and woe is me!! The Good Knight we all love, the sexy, the indescribable, the dope-ass Gawain, is dead! Gawain: what was that now Random person: the Good Knight, the sexiest man alive, has been traitorously slain by cowards while he was riding around not in armor! The world will never recover from this tragedyyyyy! Gawain: I will bet you one million dollars that Gawain is not dead Random person: no no, don't try to make me feel better, I know for a fact that Gawain is dead, I have it on very good authority through the rumor mill, he's definitely dead Gawain: 😑

Those two knights bringing the dismembered corpse of some dude who definitely isn't Gawain to the women they are trying to woo, like housecats leaving bird corpses on the sofa, who are both like "ew, no, also, that for sure definitely isn't Gawain", and then the knights are like "it is SO Gawain, and I'll prove it by announcing loudly that I'll fight anyone who says Gawain is alive, this will definitely not come back to bite me in the ass in the form of Gawain hearing this rumor and getting pissed off"

Don't worry though the two knights have magical necromancy powers and are able to restore the dismembered knight to full functioning once they get his hand back from the Gawain fanboy who wanted to get it gilded and look at it all day long

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

[shopwitchvamp]

Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]

[bl00dline]

the whole tiktok situation is EXACTLY why media literacy and education on propaganda is so important. the notifications about tiktok going down and then coming back use VERY propagandistic language, and with a literal fascist coming into power in the us tomorrow we need to be even more critical of the information we’re consuming and stay on the lookout for political stunts like this

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[ghosted-jazz]

THE QUEEN!! SHES BACK!!!!!!

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[za1ka]

noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

[heyhoneyfoxfae]

Quick reminder that you don't need a solid sexuality! You can just be in love! Or not be in love! Or have a gender! Labels are a choice, not a requirement. All you need to do is be someone you like being! If labels help with that, great! But they are not required. You don't owe it to anyone, so don't feel pressured to choose labels if they aren't your thing!

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[nerdyqueerr]

when 2 guitarists play facing each other and get rly close that's gay sex

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[arkangelo-7]

Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.